23
May
08

2 Special Ninja LOLsticks for the price of one…

OK, so I’m cruisin’ my regular spots, lookin’ for cool blades when SHAZAM! This set of swords hit me. Twice. In the head. Yes. It happens. Your truly, every now and then, gets smacked down by something so absurdly funny, (to me anyway) that for short periods of time, I have difficulties forming coherent thoughts. It all happens so fast… WHAPOW! Seriously… It’s like KRAKOW!!… Like that… and it hits ya…

THE NINJA STRIKE FORCE!!!

Ninja Strike force - black blades

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Aaaaawwwwwww Yeah…! That’s right… It’s the Ninja Strike force, Comin’ at you live and in color (in black, of course) from the heart of feudal Japan G… ‘Cause them Ninja’s, you know they got it all on lockdown, they be packing double gats shanks n stuff yo… And they stuff be all black and stealthy and stuff yo… They ain’t playin’… And stuff… Yeah..

OK… So that was a bit over the top… I’ll admit it. It’s just that the whole Ninja thing, well it hit ridiculous years ago and is now cruising at ludicrous speed… 😛 The name “Ninja Strike Force”, it just triggers all kinds of corniness in my head. Notwithstanding the fact that I’d kinda think that dual ninjaken wielding ninja would be pretty much as rare as, say, a US Navy SEAL running around with two M4A1 SOPMODs strapped to his back… well… You get the picture…

OK, so the swords aren’t entirely worthless. I like the black treatment of the blade… And that’s about it. The highly polished guard and pommel really kinda kill the whole “Shinobi weapon” concept… (Even If we ignore the fact that there are two of them). And the black wrapped grip is a little large and cylindrical, which would kill any orientation feedback you’d normally get from a traditional Japanese Tsuka.

Ironically, I really didn’t begin this post with the intention of totally mocking the set… I saw the black blades and (after the initial laughing fit had subsided) I thought “This might be cool to blog about…” But after taking a closer look at it… it just sucks sooo bad… I can’t help it… 😛

Ninja Strike Force *snicker* – [True Swords]

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6 Responses to “2 Special Ninja LOLsticks for the price of one…”


  1. 1 Niccolo
    May 23, 2008 at 4:47 am

    Ooohhh, nice. Now Beverly Hills ninja can look twice as ridiculous as before.

  2. May 23, 2008 at 7:35 am

    Why you gotta be hatin on ninjas?

  3. 3 Niccolo
    May 23, 2008 at 8:29 am

    xD We’re not exactly hating on ninja… just a) wannabe ninja that completely ruin the badass image, b) weapons producers that fail to realise that ninja were stealthy warriors not samurai, and c) the fat man dressed as a ninja in a post a while back.

  4. May 24, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    LOL I ain’t ninja hatin’… Some of mah closest homies be ninjers…!! ;P

    Actually I’m rippin’ on ninjas at all, As Niccolo pointed out, just the knife marketing folks who have improperly used and abused the “Ninja” buzzword to death over the last decade… I guess ninjas are still popular. It’s just that it’s been overdone…. I wish they’d come up with something new already…

  5. 5 shahriar
    September 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    i cant discrib ninja means

    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…and not end

  6. September 3, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Yeah, I like ninjas too… 😀


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