23
Jul
07

An Uber Battle Blade…

I found yet another example of over-the-top, wrist-mounted weapon madness from Tom Anderson, in the form of the menacing, multi-bladed, and totally overkilled, Critical Mass:

Critical Mass

Critical Mass
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Now this is one of those wacky, off the wall deals that is probably more practical as a conversation starter than a weapon. Yes, it does appear to be functional, but this isn’t the kind of thing you would take into a fight unless you’re the kind that spends your Saturday nights in a 50’x50′ steel cage. In a secret underground arena. With one other barbarian, similarly equipped, each of you trying to bring the others life to a swift and decisive end, while a galleria of wealthy spectators watch, for ridiculously obscene amounts of money. I’m just saying.

However for pure aesthetic impact, Critical Mass is “Teh Pwnerer”. I mean look at it, it’s a big ol’ honkin’ piece o’ black metal, sharp edges, lots of blades, points all around… Kinda hard to beat the intimidation factor of this thing. I’m talkin death-match quality folks…

Tom Andersons’ Critical Mass – [Red Dragon Sword Co.]

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22 Responses to “An Uber Battle Blade…”


  1. July 31, 2007 at 1:51 am

    Way too much of….everything. Um…yuk

  2. August 1, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    Well, would you look at that… an actual Fireblade… Ima have to blog about it just on principle… LOL

  3. 4 Sykodave
    August 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    I just bought this thing and I have to say, it is even more impressive in person than it is in the pictures. My wife is frightened of it, but I told her, “If anyone breaks into the house, all you have to do is pick this thing up and put it on and anyone will run screaming”. It is very sharp and at 11 pounds heavier than most of the swords I own. I am totally in love with this thing and all I want is another one so that I can have one for each arm! Mwahahaha!

  4. August 25, 2007 at 4:37 am

    A man more insane than I… LOL… I can respect that… ๐Ÿ™‚ I’m sure anyone with a healthy sense of self preservation would opt for a tactical retreat if they came face to face with an opponent wearing one of these on each arm…

  5. 6 MoZZA
    September 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    theyd shit bricks XD
    yeah a bit oversized but i do like a tom anderson design every so often ๐Ÿ˜€

  6. September 8, 2008 at 1:53 am

    a bit oversized is an understatement. 11lbs heavier than your average sword? That’s madness!!

  7. 8 MoZZA
    September 8, 2008 at 11:02 am

    even to a balrog i think not!

  8. September 13, 2008 at 3:16 am

    Oh, no, don’t misunderstand. It would be just fine for me… It’s you humans I’m worried about… LOL ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. 10 MoZZA
    September 13, 2008 at 6:17 am

    humans? who said i was human?

  10. September 13, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    LOL, been postin’ incognito are we… ๐Ÿ™‚ Ok, so what are we then?

  11. 12 MoZZA!
    September 13, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    im an urban sasquatch ๐Ÿ˜€

  12. September 13, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    LOL Eh… I shoulda known… ๐Ÿ˜€

  13. 14 MoZZA - The Urban Sasquatch.
    September 16, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    mwuhahahaa oh yes. im friendly… when im asleep!

  14. September 18, 2008 at 12:03 am

    ROFL ok, so now you are announcing to everyone that you are an urban sasquatch? You aren’t worried about hunting parties, Monster hunters and Scientists wanting to poke and prod you? LOL

    OK then…

  15. 16 MoZZA - the urban sasquatch
    September 18, 2008 at 6:59 am

    not really coz im a dwarf sasqautch, and i shave off 80% of the body hair…. No Body Knows! mwuahahahaaaa

  16. September 21, 2008 at 4:07 am

    LOL OK then… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  17. 18 ChroniclerLoki
    October 5, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    looks like a strange racing craft or space ship to me lol

  18. October 12, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Futuristic jetboat in disguise…? ๐Ÿ™‚

  19. 20 ChroniclerLoki
    October 12, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    lol, only problem is when you hit something too hard and it breaks your arm

  20. October 14, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    What, the jetboat or the battleblade? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  21. 22 ChroniclerLoki
    November 5, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    the battle blade, lol, the jet boat will cut you in half.


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